Scarez
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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:
Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, thedrink spilled and THAT ICE, well, it really chilled the mood.
It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, wants thanks. It's not like he just cleaned the whole house!
My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machines and a really large trash can.
A blond said, 'I was worried that my Mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'
Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, thedrink spilled and THAT ICE, well, it really chilled the mood.
It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, wants thanks. It's not like he just cleaned the whole house!
My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machines and a really large trash can.
A blond said, 'I was worried that my Mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'