Meet the Monkeyshines

[curbhopper]

reliable! Elton, go find Horace NOW. He's in the bathroom and I'll go get the oxen to hook them up to the stagecoach, Don't lose that flag b/c we may need it if.....

 

[RonsGarden]

..we want to get across the border!
Darn, this is going to be a loooong trip!

 

[curbhopper]

Petunia came rushing back in from hitching up the ox and said," This fellow was selling tabloids and .......ELTON! YOU are on the COVER! Pick where we're going ~ Mexico or Canada. ......

 

[Kya D]

Let's head down south and see what in store for us there.
Away they went.............

 

[RonsGarden]

..hoping to gather blobs of oil in the beaches to...

 

[curbhopper]

recycle into soles for shoes but Elton found a ....

 

[RonsGarden]

..gold toothpick...

 

[curbhopper]

"Elton! Do you know we could use that toothpick to........

 

[RonsGarden]

...the locked box...

 

[curbhopper]

ELTON! YOU are the KEY to the........

 

[Kya D]

Mystery. Now we can get down to the business at hand and unlock.....

 

[curbhopper]

Pandora's box! That was your friend's name, right Elton? HORACE! HORACE! Where are you? "Relax, sis, I'm.......

 

[Kya D]

takin a bath in the river. I need to cool.....

 

[curbhopper]

the blister on my toe. Petunia, how did I get this blister? Horace do you remember when...

 

[curbhopper]

you stepped on that firecracker? Then you.......

 

[netpeach2000]

hopped around like a rabbit......hey where did.....

 

[curbhopper]

ELTON GO! Geez Horace you forgot his leash again. Are e ever going to get out of.....

 

[netpeach2000]

the river...geesh....

 

[curbhopper]

Now the raft seems to be losing air. SOMEone has to get off! I vote to have....

 

[curbhopper]

HORACE, where ARE you? ! ? ! Horace did you fall off the raft? Elton? Suddenly, Petunia was alone wondering about...