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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the

'How do you determine whether or not a patient
should be institutionalized'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a
bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.

'A normal
person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director,

'A normal person would pull the plug.

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