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(you go Chiner ~ you go Chiner ! MONKEYMAN ! Poor kid
I have to go tomorrow to fetch my glasses so I will ask Shawn what he is calling Monkeyshines. BET he says,"Monkeyshines".)
OK, back to the plot: As Petunia entered the showroom to test drive her Accura, the sales person asked, ""WHO does this ELEPHANT BELONG TO?" oh.... Elton....I asked you not to come in. INSTEAD of the Accura, may we test drive a......
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...a slightly over used Hummer!
Elton, can you get in ? Lay flat...WHAT do you mean you can't lay flat ! Sir do you have one with a .......
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( I just got off the phone with Shawn GIBBONS and he said,"HE LOVES being called Monkeyshines! WHAT a GREAT IDEA ! He giggled and giggled. )
Elton, can up get up on a flatbed or are you just going to flatten it. Mr. SalePerson, can we try something else? Instead of a Flatbed, maybe Elton would be more comfortable in a ....
Semi trailer. The salesman said I just happen to have a truck and trailer. Do you want.....
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....to pay cash, or do you want to work it off?
Let's work it off, sir. Elton....what do you know how to do ? ELTON MAYBE WE COULD SELL .....
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....what you have in your trunk! Then we can.....
pay you and still have money left over to get.....
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Maine, but how will we get to Maine......
Elton could I ride upon you ? Maybe we'll find Horace along the way. Elton, can you smell with that trunk? Man, Maine with lobster
Let's get a map and head first to . . . . .
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the GPS store. We can't hit the road without a GPS because
we're not really sure how to get to Maine. Elton, can you read ~ oh, that's my job. We need to stop by Home Depot to get me a ladder. I wonder where Horace is? Do you think he went to visit Uncle .....
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....Engilbert?
We could travel at night and let the stars show us the way!
Elton said,"but I can't look up b/c I don't have a neck and elephants can't look up". Do you know where Uncle Engilbert lives? I think he lives in . . .
Indiana we can stop there on the way to Maine and he will be able to.......
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..hop on the electric train to go the rest of the way!
What a great idea!!!!!
We can ride the train and stop over at.....
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