..fly home rather then walk!
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'monkeyshines' so we better think about contacting the .....FAA, the FBI, the CIA, the.....
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State Troopers and since we're close to Illinois we could always stop by and visit with...
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Utah where we ran into a ......
..a travelling circus!
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Petunia said,"OM GOSH ELTON! DO you recognize the.... elton, pay attention......you may know someone here......oh, Elton....let's...
...It's Dumbo the flying squirrel!!!
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Petunia said,"HORACE, do you remember this squirrel's name? Elton, you're not paying attention again. I thought the squirrel's name was WhiteEars. Is this the same squirrel? I thought his name was....
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"Elton, are you related to this squirrel? Did you guys ever do a movie together? ELTON is getting............."
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puts on his uniform and begins to play the Star Spangled Banner when ALL of a SUDDEN.....
He started to hicup and couldn't stop.....
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"Elton.......you have the giggles and now you have the hiccups. WHAT are we going to do with you? HORACE..... Would you please help me....Rats! Where's Horace? Elton.........quick b/c he might have fallen down the..........."
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steps AGAIN! "Where did Horace go, Elton?" Elton said,"Well, I THINK he went to get......
...to the boy's room down on the 13th floor!
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Petunia said,"Elton.....act like you know everyone on this 13th floor. WAVE your trunk. Pretend you represent a political party. I am SO angry with Horace but we have to find him..........let's hit it, Elton. Grab the flag and then we met........oh, no..it's not them is it? HI! We've been waiting to get...
....on the stagecoach, but they ran out of horses! Now we have to.....
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